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Looking Up The History Of Anything In Math And Physics Named After Someone Else

Looking Up The History Of Anything In Math And Physics Named After Someone Else
The mathematical version of the Wild West standoff! Dig into the history of any mathematical theorem or physical law, and you'll inevitably find that either Euler or Gauss probably did it first. These two were basically the mathematical equivalent of that kid who raises their hand for every question in class. The creepy face just captures that moment when you realize your "new discovery" was actually solved by one of these guys 200+ years ago. Gauss casually invented entire fields of mathematics before breakfast, while Euler was so prolific that mathematicians started naming things after the second person who discovered them just to give others a chance.

Dr. Harvey Needs To Change His File Naming System

Dr. Harvey Needs To Change His File Naming System
Ever opened a file called "Final_FINAL_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL.docx"? Dr. Harvey's taking that chaos to a whole new scientific level! His analytical chemistry notes are just hanging out there as "AnalChem2.0.pdf" — which is exactly the kind of filename that gets your research flagged by IT and makes your colleagues question your search history. Pro tip: maybe try "AnalyticalChemistry_v2.pdf" next time, unless you're secretly enjoying those awkward department meeting glances! 🧪📊

Celestial Naming Department: Creativity Not Required

Celestial Naming Department: Creativity Not Required
The stark contrast between our unimaginative solar system naming conventions (SpongeBob and Patrick) versus the absolutely metal exoplanet names (armed space warriors) is painfully accurate. We literally named our moon "Moon" and our sun "Sun," while astronomers discovering planets 400 light years away are like "This one's HD 189733b orbiting Gliese 436." Our ancestors really phoned it in on the nomenclature front. Next time someone discovers a new celestial body, maybe hand the naming rights to literally anyone besides the person who named Uranus.

Got To Go Fast: The Naming Wars

Got To Go Fast: The Naming Wars
The eternal battle between rigorous naming conventions and chaotic protein nomenclature! While organic chemists have their precious IUPAC rules (1-methyl-4-propan-2-ylcyclohexane, anyone?), biochemists are out here naming proteins after video game characters because... why not? The Sonic Hedgehog protein (SHH) is 100% real and critical for embryonic development. And yes, there's also a protein called Pikachurin. Meanwhile, organic chemists are having collective aneurysms watching their meticulously crafted naming system being completely ignored. Science: formal when convenient, wildly unprofessional when fun.

The Great Cosmic Naming Crisis

The Great Cosmic Naming Crisis
Ancient Romans had the luxury of naming planets after their coolest gods, while modern astronomers are stuck with alphanumeric soup! Jupiter gets a majestic name befitting its massive size, but exoplanets get catalog numbers that sound like printer error codes. Imagine discovering a potentially habitable world and having to call it "OGLE-05-390L b" at conferences. No wonder that astronomer is facepalming while throwing darts—they're probably aiming at whoever designed the naming convention. Next groundbreaking discovery? Probably named HD-404-ERROR-PLANET-NOT-FOUND.

I See Nothing (But New Nomenclature)

I See Nothing (But New Nomenclature)
Just finished organic chemistry only to discover IUPAC decided to rename everything? Might as well be reading hieroglyphics. Nothing quite like mastering the art of calling a compound 4-methylhexan-2-one only for them to switch it to 2-oxo-4-methylhexane. Chemistry: where naming conventions are about as stable as nitroglycerin in a paint mixer.

The Great Mathematical Land Grab

The Great Mathematical Land Grab
Poor John Venn, forever in Euler's shadow! Mathematicians know the pain—Leonhard Euler was the ultimate mathematical colonizer, slapping his name on everything from constants to functions to diagrams. The comic perfectly captures that one mathematician friend who insists on "well, actually"-ing every conversation with unnecessary precision. "Those aren't Venn diagrams, they're technically Euler diagrams!" Meanwhile, John Venn sits in the mathematical afterlife thinking, "I created one thing, and I can't even have that?" The mathematical equivalent of discovering a continent and having someone else's name on all the maps.

Just A Simple Device

Just A Simple Device
The scientific naming hierarchy in its natural habitat: Linguists: Meticulously crafting a standardized phonetic system for every conceivable language, including fictional Klingon and long-dead Sumerian. Very reasonable. Physicists/Engineers: "This revolutionary quantum computer? We're calling it... a device. That revolutionary fusion reactor? Also a device. The coffee maker I built that accidentally achieved cold fusion? You guessed it—device." Geologists: *grinding teeth* "Actually, we've decided the Earth's core is now 17% hotter and made of different elements than we thought last Tuesday. We'll probably change our minds again before your textbook finishes printing."

Organic Chemistry's Name Game

Organic Chemistry's Name Game
When organic chemists realize they've been bamboozled by fancy-named reactions! That face when you spend hours learning the "revolutionary" Deetz-Nudts mechanism only to discover it's just our old friend aldol condensation wearing a trench coat and fake mustache. Chemistry professors love to rename the same reaction fifty different ways just to watch students suffer through memorizing them all. The ultimate academic prank!

The Euler Monopoly: When One Mathematician Names Everything

The Euler Monopoly: When One Mathematician Names Everything
Poor John Venn, forever in Euler's shadow. The mathematical equivalent of showing up to a party where someone already claimed all the good snacks. Leonhard Euler was the original academic credit hog—the guy published over 900 papers and still wanted the diagrams too! At this point, mathematicians should just rename the field "Eulermetrics" and call it a day. What's next? Breathing becomes "Euler respiration"? The sun is now "Euler's light source"? The ultimate mathematical power move isn't solving equations—it's getting your name stamped on everything like some 18th-century Swiss branding genius.

New Nomenclature Dropped

New Nomenclature Dropped
Chemistry nerds getting excited over naming conventions is peak science culture! This meme shows the exact same chemical compound with two different naming systems - the IUPAC systematic name (3-amino-5-methyl-4-oxohexanoic acid) and the alternative nomenclature using Greek letters (β-amino-δ-methyl-γ-oxohexanoic acid). It's like when your friend gets a fancy new haircut but insists you call them by their full legal name instead of their nickname. The organic chemistry professor watching students struggle with both naming systems is somewhere cackling into their coffee mug right now.

The Quantum Naming Paradox

The Quantum Naming Paradox
Parents naming their kids after fictional characters get eye-rolls and hatred. Meanwhile, physicists' kids walk around with full legal names that double as dissertation titles. Imagine the roll call on the first day of school: "Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger?" Kid's simultaneously present and absent until the teacher observes him.