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Till Math Do Us Part
Math Academia
16 days ago 11.5K views 0 shares
Till Math Do Us Part
When your commitment to mathematics trumps your commitment to matrimony! This bride's got her priorities straight – solving differential equations while wearing a wedding dress. Look at that screen – she's deep into some mathematical curves while her own wedding curve-ball waits. Nothing says "till death do us part" quite like "let me just finish this one problem first." Marriage can wait, but that elegant mathematical proof? Absolutely time-sensitive! Her future spouse is about to learn that they're actually in a polyamorous relationship with mathematics.

Glutamate, What Are You?
Biology Chemistry Medicine Science
22 days ago 10.7K views 0 shares
Glutamate, What Are You?
The ultimate molecular identity crisis! Glutamate is that overachiever who can't decide on a single career path. It's literally sitting there with its chemical structure (complete with carboxyl groups and that NH 2 ) sweating bullets because it functions as BOTH an amino acid AND a neurotransmitter. Talk about work-life balance issues! Most molecules are content with one biochemical role, but glutamate's out here multitasking like it's got something to prove to the other biomolecules. Next thing you know, it'll add "part-time protein building block" and "excitatory signal enthusiast" to its LinkedIn profile.

Made This During A Presentation
Chemistry Academia Lab-life Science Research
2 months ago 6.0K views 0 shares
Made This During A Presentation
The perfect fusion of science and procrastination! During what appears to be a serious chemistry presentation about FTIR spectroscopy (those characteristic dips in the graph showing molecular vibrations), someone's mind wandered to... FlexTape commercials? The juxtaposition of analytical chemistry graphs with the iconic "That's a lot of damage" meme is peak grad student energy. Nothing says "I'm mentally checked out of this seminar" like mentally photoshopping Phil Swift into your nitrile group analysis. The professor probably thought you were taking diligent notes, but nope—just creating internet gold while pretending to care about wavelength shifts!

The Relativistic Time Dilation Of Online Learning
Academia
2 months ago 16.3K views 0 shares
The Relativistic Time Dilation Of Online Learning
Complaining about professors speaking too fast while simultaneously watching lectures at 2x speed. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one. It's like claiming you can't drink from a fire hose while actively increasing the water pressure. Next step: 3x speed and wondering why your brain feels like it's been through a particle accelerator.

The Extreme Sport Of Advanced Mathematics
Math Academia
4 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
The Extreme Sport Of Advanced Mathematics
The mathematical equivalent of skydiving without a parachute! Tackling Calc 3 (multivariable calculus with its triple integrals and vector fields) simultaneously with differential equations (where you're solving for entire functions instead of simple values) is basically the academic version of free-solo rock climbing. Your brain has to perform computational gymnastics across multiple mathematical dimensions while keeping track of completely different rule sets. It's the intellectual equivalent of juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Only math majors will understand this special flavor of self-inflicted torture!

The Multiverse Of Metabolic Madness
Biology Medicine Chemistry
4 months ago 16.5K views 0 shares
The Multiverse Of Metabolic Madness
Your liver doesn't need the Time Stone to multitask like a cosmic entity. While you're busy making questionable weekend decisions, this unsung hero is simultaneously managing over a dozen critical functions with its metabolic multiverse of madness. The liver—nature's most underappreciated chemical plant—performs more parallel processing than your gaming PC, all while filtering the aftermath of your "just one more drink" promises. Next time you're recovering from a night out, remember: your liver had to activate all fourteen million six hundred and five possible detoxification pathways to save your universe.