Multiple choice Memes

The correct answer is B, unless you're a student desperately taking a fluid dynamics exam, in which case it's definitely C. Or maybe A? The Bernoulli principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. But what's really under pressure here is every engineering student staring at this question at 11:58pm when the online assignment is due at midnight. The narrowest point has the highest velocity and lowest pressure, but the real pressure peak is in your professor's sadistic smile when they designed this "simple" question.

Physics students solving for the tension in the string connecting multiple cows? Trivial. But determining which cow to choose when the problem just says "select point C"? That's where the real challenge begins. Graduate students still wake up in cold sweats remembering these ambiguous instructions. The correct answer is always the one you didn't pick.

This multiple-choice question is pure genius in its diabolical simplicity. The answer choices are basically saying "energy can't be created or destroyed, just transformed" in four different ways. It's the First Law of Thermodynamics dressed up as a trick question! Your teacher isn't testing your knowledge of thermodynamics—they're testing whether you're actually reading the options or just picking the first one that sounds right. The academic equivalent of "I've hidden four identical $20 bills in your room. Find one."

The eternal battle between memorization and actual understanding. While your classmates are busy regurgitating facts for multiple choice glory, you're the weirdo insisting that 9.8 m/s² needs proper units or the answer is physically meaningless. Sure, they get the A with minimal effort, but you're the one who'll actually remember how gravity works in 10 years. Dimensional analysis might not win popularity contests, but it'll save your behind when your boss asks why the bridge collapsed. The universe doesn't grade on a curve—it demands dimensional consistency!