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Monkey See, Monkey Destroys Physics Lab
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13 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Monkey See, Monkey Destroys Physics Lab
Remember those wind-up toy monkeys with cymbals? This is their final evolution after getting a PhD in physics. The meme plays on the classic toy monkey but gives it an unsettling twist – like what happens when your lab experiment goes terribly wrong but you still have to present at the conference tomorrow. Those wide, haunting eyes perfectly capture the moment when your particle accelerator starts making sounds it definitely shouldn't. Every scientist has made this exact face when realizing they've accidentally created a new state of matter in the break room microwave.

Coulomb See, Coulomb Do
Physics Scientists Science Math
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Coulomb See, Coulomb Do
Newton's sitting there with his fancy gravitational formula while Coulomb's brain literally lights up watching him. Classic case of scientific monkey see, monkey do. Coulomb later went "wait a minute" and adapted that inverse square relationship for electric charges instead of masses. Same mathematical structure, different forces. That's how science works—steal formulas from other scientists and hope nobody notices.

Planet Of The Apes: Now With Extra Science
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1 month ago 5.0K views 0 shares
Planet Of The Apes: Now With Extra Science
Scientists: "Let's insert human genes into monkey brains to make them bigger!" Everyone who's seen literally any sci-fi movie: *nervous sweating* The irony is delicious—we're smart enough to genetically engineer primate brains but apparently not smart enough to watch the 47 cautionary tales where this exact experiment leads to super-intelligent apes overthrowing humanity. Next up in the lab: creating dinosaurs from mosquito DNA because that worked out great in fiction too!

The Hierarchy Of Scientific Existential Dread
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2 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
The Hierarchy Of Scientific Existential Dread
The hierarchy of scientific existential dread on full display. Social scientists fretting about replication issues while physicists casually mention they can't explain 95% of the universe (dark matter and dark energy, no big deal). Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sweating nervously, hoping nobody discovers that most mathematical concepts exist purely in abstract realms humans can't even visualize. The monkey meme perfectly captures that "just keep looking away and maybe no one will notice our field is built on abstractions that make dark matter look straightforward." Pure mathematical anxiety in primate form.

This Is A Very Very Bad Idea
Biology Evolution Science
2 months ago 7.7K views 0 shares
This Is A Very Very Bad Idea
Just your average Tuesday in the lab: "Let's make monkeys smarter with human genes!" Meanwhile, every scientist who's ever watched Planet of the Apes is quietly updating their emergency evacuation plans. The irony is palpable - we're using our supposedly superior brains to create the very beings that might question our superiority. Nothing says "scientific hubris" quite like fast-tracking our own evolutionary replacement.

This Is A Bad Idea (And Hollywood Warned Us)
Biology Evolution Science Research
2 months ago 7.7K views 0 shares
This Is A Bad Idea (And Hollywood Warned Us)
Scientists are literally creating the Planet of the Apes prequel in real life! The meme shows monkey brains being genetically enhanced with human genes, and Jeremy's comment nails it—there's an entire film franchise warning us about exactly this. Next thing you know, we'll have hyper-intelligent primates demanding equal rights and plotting revolution while we awkwardly explain "it was for science!" Somewhere, Caesar is slow-clapping at our spectacular lack of foresight. Maybe watch a sci-fi movie before designing your next experiment?

Where Pattern? The Primate's Guide To Prime Numbers
Math Science
3 months ago 6.7K views 0 shares
Where Pattern? The Primate's Guide To Prime Numbers
Looking for patterns in prime numbers is like trying to find logic in a toddler's bedtime routine. Those mathematical primates have been confounding even the brightest minds for centuries! Prime numbers follow no sequence, no neat formula—they're just sitting there, divisible only by 1 and themselves, smirking at our futile attempts to predict where they'll show up next. Mathematicians have spent entire careers searching for patterns, and here we are, still scratching our heads like confused orangutans at a quantum physics lecture. The best mathematical minds: "There must be a pattern!" Prime numbers: "Hold my banana."