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The Self-Destructing Algorithm
Tech Engineering Ai
19 days ago 5.1K views 0 shares
The Self-Destructing Algorithm
The coding equivalent of building a robot that steals your own blueprints! Creating a repost bot only to have it scrape content from moderators is like engineering a self-destruct button and pressing it while still holding the device. Those mathematical equations in the background aren't just for show—they're calculating exactly how fast you'll get banned! Pro tip: Even the smartest algorithms need an "avoid the people who can delete my existence" parameter.

The 12-Minute Physics Post Lifespan
Physics Academia Science
1 month ago 5.0K views 0 shares
The 12-Minute Physics Post Lifespan
The r/AskPhysics subreddit moderators work faster than the speed of light when it comes to deleting questionable posts. You think you've found the unified theory of everything at 3 AM? Posted a rambling manifesto about how Einstein was wrong? Congratulations, you've created Schrödinger's post - simultaneously existing and not existing within a 12-minute window. The moderation team has the deletion reflex of a nervous system that evolved specifically to protect physics from "revolutionary" bathroom thoughts. Pro tip: If you want your post to survive, try including actual physics and fewer ALL CAPS declarations of genius.

Praise The H₂O: Nuclear Reactor's Best Friend
Physics Engineering Materials
1 month ago 7.5K views 0 shares
Praise The H₂O: Nuclear Reactor's Best Friend
Nuclear engineers getting existential about H₂O! Without water to slow down those hyperactive neutrons, our reactors would be like teenagers without WiFi—completely uncontrollable! Water is basically the bouncer at neutron club, telling those zippy particles to "chill out, bro." Next time you drink water, remember you're sipping on what keeps nuclear reactors from throwing temper tantrums. Truly the unsung hero of fission!