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Still Waiting For That P=NP Proof

Still Waiting For That P=NP Proof
Some mathematical theorems have been hanging around unsolved for decades, sometimes centuries. The P=NP problem is basically asking "are problems that are easy to verify also easy to solve?" Mathematicians have been staring at this since 1971, collecting million-dollar prize bounties, and still responding with the computational equivalent of a shrug. The rest of us are just standing here awkwardly, like that minion, waiting for someone to figure it out while the entire field collectively mumbles "no clue whatsoever." Maybe check back in another 50 years.

Alice And Bob: The Eternal Quantum Couple

Alice And Bob: The Eternal Quantum Couple
Physics professors worldwide have collectively decided that any quantum entanglement explanation requires exactly two participants—and they must be named Alice and Bob. It's like an unwritten law of physics education! The joke here is that instead of using generic stick figures, the professor has used an anime character and a Minion as visual aids. Quantum entanglement might be mind-bendingly complex (particles instantaneously affecting each other regardless of distance), but the naming convention is hilariously predictable. Next semester they'll introduce Charlie the cat in a box who is simultaneously dead and alive until someone looks.

The Eternal Alice And Bob Show

The Eternal Alice And Bob Show
The scientific method demands creativity, but not that much creativity. Every physicist explaining quantum entanglement or cryptography inevitably summons the legendary duo "Alice and Bob" - because apparently scientists collectively decided that inventing new names would break the universe. Next time you're reading a paper about quantum teleportation, take a shot every time Alice sends a qubit to Bob. Actually don't - you'd violate the laws of physics by achieving quantum intoxication faster than light can travel.