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I Hate This Perpendicular Magnetic Force So Much

I Hate This Perpendicular Magnetic Force So Much
The eternal frustration of physics students everywhere! That moment when the professor casually drops F = qv × B like it's obvious why magnetic forces act perpendicular to both velocity and field direction. The cross product (×) in the Lorentz force equation isn't just mathematical notation—it's the source of existential dread for anyone trying to truly understand electromagnetism rather than just memorize it. The right-hand rule helps visualize it, but why nature behaves this way is one of those fundamental questions that can drive you to caps-lock rage. It's like the universe is trolling us with its elegant yet maddening perpendicularity. No wonder this person is threatening violence—they've clearly been up for 48 hours straight trying to reconcile Maxwell's equations with their intuition.

No It Doesn't Affect My Baby: Electromagnetism Edition

No It Doesn't Affect My Baby: Electromagnetism Edition
The top panel shows a pregnant woman with wine and cigarettes claiming "No it doesn't affect my baby." Fast forward to the bottom panel, and her child has grown into a physics prodigy who believes ∇·B ≠ 0 — directly violating Maxwell's equations which state that magnetic monopoles don't exist (∇·B = 0). This kid is basically claiming magnetic monopoles are real! That's like a physicist's version of believing the Earth is flat. The poor child's understanding of electromagnetism got permanently scrambled in utero. Next thing you know, they'll be trying to build a perpetual motion machine powered by their "revolutionary" magnetic theory!

Tensor Notation Genius, Communication Disaster

Tensor Notation Genius, Communication Disaster
The classic physicist's paradox: capable of condensing the fundamental laws of electromagnetism into tensor notation but completely incapable of explaining what they actually mean to another human being. Those beautiful Maxwell equations—the mathematical poetry that describes how electricity and magnetism dance together—reduced to elegant tensor form that would make Einstein proud. Yet ask the same physicist to explain it in plain English, and suddenly they're as confused as a cat in a bathtub. This is why physicists make terrible dinner party guests unless you enjoy conversations that start with "it's actually quite simple" and end with everyone staring blankly at napkin equations.

Who Uses SI Anyway?

Who Uses SI Anyway?
The eternal physics unit system showdown! On the left, we have the absolute CHAD of theoretical physics - the CGS system (centimeter-gram-second) with its muscular simplicity. No pesky constants cluttering your Maxwell equations! All electromagnetic fields with matching dimensions! Pure elegance! Meanwhile, the wimpy SI system (right) is just trying to survive practical calculations while constantly converting units and wondering what the heck a statcoulomb is. The struggle is REAL for engineering students everywhere who just want resistance measured in good ol' Ohms without needing a conversion table tattooed on their forearm. Physicists secretly fighting about unit systems is the nerdiest flex ever - and I'm totally here for it! 🤓⚡

A Real Tear-Jerker

A Real Tear-Jerker
Every physics student's nightmare in blue hardcover! Jackson's Classical Electrodynamics isn't just a textbook—it's an emotional rollercoaster with Maxwell's equations as the main villain. Those partial differential equations don't just calculate electric fields—they calculate how many hours of sleep you'll lose! The infamous "Jackson problems" have broken more spirits than bad lab results. Physics departments should honestly hand out tissue boxes with each copy. Rumor has it even Einstein would've needed a study group for this one!

When AI Thinks It's A Physics Genius

When AI Thinks It's A Physics Genius
Behold, the pinnacle of AI image generation! Ask Gemini to write Maxwell's equations in sand and you get... whatever that mathematical abomination is. Those squiggles have about as much relation to electromagnetism as a potato has to quantum computing. The AI clearly skipped physics class to generate random symbols that look "mathy enough" to fool the untrained eye. Maxwell is probably rotating in his grave fast enough to generate electricity for a small city right now.