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Don't Even Talk About Sedenions...
Math Science
24 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Don't Even Talk About Sedenions...
Welcome to the mathematical horror show! 🧪 Real numbers? Perfectly behaved children with all their nice properties. Complex numbers lose ordering but still play well together. Then come quaternions, the rebellious teenagers of mathematics who refuse to commute (i×j≠j×i). But octonions? Those cosmic horrors abandon ALL mathematical niceties! They're the mathematical equivalent of unleashing chaos gremlins into your equations. No wonder mathematicians start looking traumatized! And if you think that's bad... don't even MENTION sedenions to a mathematician unless you want to see a grown adult curl into fetal position and whimper about "zero divisors" and "non-associativity." Pure nightmare fuel for number theorists!

Mathematical Wisdom From The Armchair
Math
1 month ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Mathematical Wisdom From The Armchair
Uncle's dropping mathematical wisdom bombs! The joke plays on the fact that 1 is indeed the only number that's simultaneously odd (not divisible by 2) AND the first in counting sequence. But wait—what about its "twin"? That's the genius part! In mathematics, 1 doesn't have a negative twin like other numbers do (-2 and 2, -3 and 3, etc.) because -1 × -1 = 1. So to truly be number one, you've gotta embrace your mathematical oddity and uniqueness. Stand out from the symmetric pairs! Mathematical life advice never looked so cozy.

Logarithm Is Linear (And That's Why He's On A Stretcher)
Math Science
1 month ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Logarithm Is Linear (And That's Why He's On A Stretcher)
The mathematician is being carried away on a stretcher after committing the cardinal sin of logarithmic functions! The equation ln(1+2+3) = ln(1)+ln(2)+ln(3) is hilariously, catastrophically wrong—it's like claiming 2+2=5 in the math world. Logarithms convert multiplication to addition (ln(a×b) = ln(a)+ln(b)), not addition to addition! The poor mathematician's career flashed before their eyes the moment they published this mathematical abomination. It's basically the equivalent of dividing by zero or claiming parallel lines meet for coffee on Tuesdays.

Bad Trip Into Basic Arithmetic
Math
2 months ago 7.4K views 0 shares
Bad Trip Into Basic Arithmetic
The mathematical epiphany after consuming certain substances is a time-honored tradition. Our protagonist is having a profound realization about multiplication properties that would make elementary school teachers proud (or concerned). He's rediscovering the fundamental properties of zero and one in multiplication with the intensity of someone who just unlocked the secrets of the universe. The expression on his face says it all - that moment when basic arithmetic feels like quantum physics. Truly the Archimedes of the couch, shouting "Eureka!" about something we all learned in second grade. Mathematical revelations hit different when you're... relaxed.

Year 2025 Has Some Nice Mathematical Properties
Math Science
3 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
Year 2025 Has Some Nice Mathematical Properties
The mathematical enlightenment scale we never knew we needed. Each equation is technically correct, but that last one... pure mathematical nihilism. Noting that 2025 = 45² is entry-level number theory. Realizing it's also the square of the sum of digits 1-9? Now we're getting somewhere. But discovering it equals the sum of the first nine cubes? That's the kind of pattern that makes mathematicians need a moment alone. Then comes the punchline—anything raised to the power of zero equals one, so adding 2025 of them gives you exactly 2025. It's simultaneously the dumbest and most brilliant mathematical observation possible. This is what happens when you've been grading calculus exams for 72 hours straight.

Associativity Is Just Commutativity Of Left And Right Multiplication
Math Science
4 months ago 9.1K views 0 shares
Associativity Is Just Commutativity Of Left And Right Multiplication
The mathematical hot take that would make your algebra professor have a meltdown! Claiming associativity (where (a×b)×c = a×(b×c)) is the same as commutativity (where a×b = b×a) is like saying a sandwich is just a burger flipped sideways. Pure mathematical blasphemy that would get you banned from every math department worldwide! It's the equivalent of telling a chef that baking and frying are basically the same thing because both make food hot. Math nerds everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force!

Textbook Humor: When Numbers Get Too Big To Care
Physics Math Chemistry Science
4 months ago 17.2K views 0 shares
Textbook Humor: When Numbers Get Too Big To Care
This textbook is basically saying "when your number is so massive it's stopped caring about small-time additions." Avogadro's number (10 23 ) is so ridiculously huge that adding 23 to it is like throwing a grain of sand into the Grand Canyon and expecting the tour guide to update the brochure. And then there's the "very large numbers" that are so astronomically gigantic they don't even notice when you multiply them by mere billions upon billions. It's the numerical equivalent of a celebrity too famous to acknowledge your existence. These numbers have transcended mathematical anxiety - they're just out there living their best life, completely unbothered by our operations. The footnote about "keeping track of leftover factors" is the textbook equivalent of a nervous laugh after making a dad joke at a faculty meeting.

The Percentage Property That Breaks Brains
Math
4 months ago 10.0K views 0 shares
The Percentage Property That Breaks Brains
The mathematical property that a% of b = b% of a is both mind-blowing and utterly useless in most real-life scenarios. Watching someone's brain short-circuit when they realize 4% of 75 equals 75% of 4 is the closest thing mathematicians get to entertainment. We spend years learning calculus but still reach for the calculator when someone asks us to compute a 15% tip.

The Mathematical Utopia Of Love
Math
5 months ago 15.1K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Utopia Of Love
Mathematicians turning romance into utopia! This meme brilliantly applies mathematical relation properties to love: Reflexive : Everyone would love themselves (self-love for all!) Symmetric : If person A loves person B, then person B loves person A back (no unrequited love!) Transitive : If person A loves person B, and person B loves person C, then person A would also love person C (goodbye jealousy, hello polyamorous paradise!) No wonder we'd have flying cars and futuristic cities—we'd skip all the relationship drama and focus on innovation instead! The perfect mathematical solution to heartbreak that sadly violates the chaotic axioms of human emotions.