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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Mathematical modeling Memes

Posts tagged with Mathematical modeling

The Most Optimal Packing Of N=7 Cows, Assuming That Cows Are Spherical

Physics Math Science
7 months ago 15.2K views 0 shares
The Most Optimal Packing Of N=7 Cows, Assuming That Cows Are Spherical
Physicists will literally simplify any problem to make the math work. Need to calculate cow packing density? Just model them as perfect spheres! This brilliant parody of the infamous "spherical cow approximation" shows what happens when theoretical physics meets agriculture. In reality, physicists use these simplifications to make complex systems tractable—though farmers might have some questions about the methodology. Next up: frictionless chickens in a vacuum!

Gigachad Strogatz: Love By The Numbers

Math Physics Science Academia
10 months ago 24.8K views 0 shares
Gigachad Strogatz: Love By The Numbers
Physicists: "Love can't be quantified with equations!" Steven Strogatz: *casually models Romeo and Juliet's toxic relationship as a dynamical system with differential equations* The man literally turned heartbreak into an unstable node with τ > 0. Classic Strogatz move—turning the most irrational human experience into eigenvalues and fixed points. Next time someone says math can't explain feelings, just hit them with "Let R(t) = Romeo's love/hate for Juliet at time t" and watch their soul leave their body.

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