The radioactive shopping spree strikes again! ๐ When your significant other can't resist a "bargain" on elephant's foot โ not the actual animal part, but the infamous blob of corium from the Chernobyl disaster that's so radioactive it'll melt your DNA faster than ice cream on a hot summer day. That glowing red eye says it all โ radiation poisoning is a terrible excuse for saving money! The Elephant's Foot is literally one of the most dangerous objects on Earth, emitting enough radiation to kill you in minutes. But hey, it was only $800! What a steal! (Your life, that is.)