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From Metaphor To Measurable Metric
Biology Medicine Science
20 days ago 11.9K views 0 shares
From Metaphor To Measurable Metric
Taking "cool" from metaphor to measurable metric! Cannabis actually does have mild hypothermic effects, temporarily lowering core body temperature through vasodilation. So next time someone claims they're "too cool for school," check if they've been partaking in some extracurricular botany studies. The punchline is basically what I mutter under my breath after every departmental meeting where someone questions basic research findings. Science: where even your recreational activities can be explained by physiological mechanisms.

True High Energy Physicist
Physics Science
4 months ago 6.7K views 0 shares
True High Energy Physicist
When your quantum states are elevated and your mind is expanded ! 🌌 Turns out, getting baked and contemplating the fundamental forces of the universe creates its own kind of particle acceleration! Who needs a Large Hadron Collider when you've got that special herbal catalyst? The real breakthrough happens when you realize all those complex equations make PERFECT sense after a few puffs... until you wake up the next morning and your brilliant unified theory is just scribbles about how "everything is, like, connected, man." 🤣

The Forbidden Laboratory Equipment
Chemistry Lab-life
6 months ago 13.4K views 0 shares
The Forbidden Laboratory Equipment
That's not a round bottom flask, that's a bong. Someone's about to conduct some very "high-level" research. The only reaction you'll be catalyzing with this glassware is between THC and your endocannabinoid receptors. Your lab safety officer is going to have questions about your unusual approach to "stress relief" during long experiments. Technically, it does have a round bottom, so partial credit for accuracy.