Male Memes

Who needs dating apps when you can just prove non-Euclidean topological theorems? Nothing says "I'm available" like obsessing over whether a hairy sphere can be a topological manifold! This is peak male courtship behavior—spending Friday nights with mathematical proofs instead of people. The irony is delicious—suggesting that the solution to loneliness is diving deeper into abstract math that approximately zero potential partners will understand. The "hair" on the sphere creates a singularity at point q, making it mathematically imperfect, much like the dating strategies of the men this meme is roasting. Mathematical elegance: 10/10. Social awareness: -∞.