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When The Apple Falls And You Just Can't Even

When The Apple Falls And You Just Can't Even
Ever wonder what would happen if the father of classical mechanics decided to Netflix and chill instead of revolutionizing physics? This masterpiece shows Newton's groundbreaking Principia - the book that gave us the laws of motion and universal gravitation - with the hilarious caption "if Newton had been lazy." Imagine the alternate universe where Newton just shrugged and said "Eh, that apple probably fell for no reason whatsoever" and went back to napping under the tree! No calculus, no laws of motion, and we'd all still be wondering why planets move in ellipses. The entire Scientific Revolution might have been postponed because someone couldn't be bothered to write down a few equations! Fun fact: Newton wrote this 500+ page mathematical beast in just 18 months. Talk about the opposite of lazy! And he did it while hiding from the plague in the countryside. Some people bake sourdough during lockdowns, others casually invent calculus and explain the cosmos.

The Chemistry Lab Paradox

The Chemistry Lab Paradox
The eternal chemistry lab paradox! Working chemists know that a pristine fume hood means you're either brand new or not doing enough experiments. The real pros have that perfect layer of residue that says "I'm synthesizing compounds like a boss." Meanwhile, supervisors who haven't touched a pipette in years keep preaching cleanliness. Sure, safety matters, but let's be honest—if your hood isn't slightly chaotic, are you even sciencing properly?

How Real Men Draw The Periodic Table

How Real Men Draw The Periodic Table
Chemistry nerds, unite! This is what happens when you're too lazy to draw the full periodic table on your exam. Just slap down the essential elements and call it a day! The joke here is that instead of meticulously recreating all 118 elements, this "real man" version only includes the bare minimum—basically what you'd remember after cramming all night. It's the periodic table equivalent of writing "etc." after listing three examples in an essay. Chemistry professors everywhere are having simultaneous heart attacks!