Knife Memes

When your knife is so sharp it cuts through cellular structure, then molecular bonds, and finally splits atoms! That little lab mouse just wanted to slice a cucumber but ended up triggering nuclear fission. This is why lab safety protocols exist, people! Einstein and Oppenheimer are literally restraining each other from witnessing another atomic catastrophe. The progression from macro to micro to nuclear devastation is what happens when you buy your lab equipment from the "extra sharp" section.