Kittens Memes

Finally, a math problem that captures my attention! Nothing says "educational" like combining explosives, oil spills, and innocent kittens on a raft. This teacher deserves a Nobel Prize for making linear equations actually interesting. The real question isn't whether the kittens see the fireworks—it's why we're solving for kitten trauma in the first place. Imagine being the student who raises their hand: "Um, shouldn't we be calling the Coast Guard instead of calculating explosion visibility?" And let's appreciate how casually they tossed in "a raft filled with kittens" like it's a standard unit of measurement in physics problems. Next week: "A clown car moving at 60 mph collides with a truck full of pudding. Calculate the splatter radius."