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The Worst Trade Deal In Kidney History

The Worst Trade Deal In Kidney History
The kidney's worst business deal in history! Trading away precious calcium and water only to get a collection of fancy stones in return. That's basically your kidney saying "I'll take 'Excruciating Pain for $500,' Alex." Kidney stones form when minerals crystallize due to dehydration and excess calcium, creating nature's most unwelcome rock collection. Next time your doctor says "drink more water," they're really saying "please don't turn your internal organs into a geological exhibition."

The Kidney's Mineral Collection Agency

The Kidney's Mineral Collection Agency
The kidney's negotiation skills are truly something to behold. Trading excess calcium and insufficient hydration for a magnificent rock collection is peak renal entrepreneurship. Those kidney stones don't form themselves, you know—they require dedication, perseverance, and a stubborn refusal to drink water. Nature's way of turning your neglected hydration into geological souvenirs. Next time someone asks about your hobbies, just point to your urinary tract and say "I'm a collector."

The Worst Trade Deal In Kidney History

The Worst Trade Deal In Kidney History
The worst trade deal in the history of kidney deals, maybe ever! Your kidneys are just sitting there making the most painful Etsy shop imaginable. Give them too much calcium and not enough water, and they'll craft you a bespoke collection of jagged little stones that feel like you're passing broken glass through a coffee straw. But hey, at least you get a souvenir collection of your suffering that you can display on your mantle! Nothing says "I survived" quite like a jar of calcium oxalate crystals that cost you $3,000 in ER bills. Stay hydrated, folks - your kidneys have enough creative hobbies already.