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Revolutionary Laser Follows Laws Of Physics
Physics Tech Science Engineering
5 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares
Revolutionary Laser Follows Laws Of Physics
Breaking news: Scientists shocked to discover that light-speed laser travels at... the speed of light! 🤯 Next up: Water confirmed wet and fire still hot. The headline about a "world-leading laser beam that travels at speed of light" is like bragging your calculator can do math. ALL lasers travel at light speed—it's literally in the name (Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation). That's like advertising a "revolutionary new car with wheels" or a "groundbreaking fish that can swim." Military tech is cool and all, but maybe save the breathless headlines for when the laser can break the laws of physics instead of just... following them perfectly.

Context Is Everything: The Scientific Telephone Game
Scientists Academia Research Science
6 days ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Context Is Everything: The Scientific Telephone Game
Ever notice how scientific breakthroughs get butchered faster than you can say "peer review"? 😂 Scientists spend YEARS carefully crafting nuanced conclusions only for headlines to slice off the "if taken out of context" part! It's like telling someone "I'm fine if I don't get hit by a bus" and they report "Local person claims they're fine." Next thing you know, media's quoting half your sentence and suddenly you've "proven" chocolate cures cancer or that the earth is shaped like a dinosaur. No wonder researchers develop eye-twitch conditions from reading the news! The scientific method meets the clickbait machine, and context is the first casualty!