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The Pharaoh's Academic Curse

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7 days ago 3.0K views 0 shares

The Pharaoh's Academic Curse

The ultimate academic irony! Getting an egyptology degree, then spending more money on a PhD just to teach others egyptology... making higher education literally a pyramid scheme! 😂 The punchline is absolutely brilliant because it works on multiple levels - the educational hierarchy forms a pyramid shape (few professors at top, many students at bottom), while also connecting perfectly to the Egyptian subject matter. Talk about being trapped in academic quicksand without a hieroglyphic instruction manual! Meanwhile, the pharaohs of academia keep collecting tuition treasure while their graduates search for that elusive tomb of employment.

Principles For Sale: Competitive Salary

Engineering Tech Academia

1 month ago 8.7K views 0 shares

Principles For Sale: Competitive Salary

Engineering ethics? I hardly knew her! 🚀 Nothing quite like watching fresh-faced engineering graduates suddenly develop amnesia about their "I want to save the world" senior thesis when Lockheed Martin waves that six-figure salary and premium healthcare benefits. Turns out principles have a surprisingly exact dollar value! The internal monologue goes from "sustainable future for humanity" to "how many missiles can I optimize per quarter?" faster than you can say "military-industrial complex." It's the STEM version of selling your soul, except instead of meeting the devil at a crossroads, you're signing paperwork in a corporate office with free snacks!