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Hail Lebesgue

Math Science

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Hail Lebesgue

The ultimate mathematical showdown! The devil's trying to be slick with his nowhere continuous function that can't be integrated using traditional Riemann methods. Meanwhile, Jesus is calmly showing off the Lebesgue integration technique with those neat little rectangles that can handle even the most pathological functions. 🔥 For the math nerds: Lebesgue integration revolutionized calculus by measuring the domain instead of the range, making it possible to integrate functions that would make Riemann integration cry in a corner. The devil's functions stand no chance against this divine mathematical breakthrough!

The Photon's Divine Speed Limit

Physics Science

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The Photon's Divine Speed Limit

Behold! The ultimate physics joke where Jesus meets a photon! The poor massless particle is questioning why it must accelerate when Newton's second law (F=ma) suggests no mass means no acceleration needed. But here comes Jesus with the cosmic punchline—photons travel at light speed because those are the rules of the electromagnetic universe! It's basically physics scripture! Massless particles MUST travel at c (299,792,458 m/s), no faster, no slower. Even divine intervention can't change that fundamental constant. The photon's existential crisis is hilarious because it has no choice in the matter—it's literally BORN to zoom!