Jesus Memes

Behold, the quantum theological crossover nobody asked for. The meme cleverly applies Schrödinger's quantum superposition principle to biblical resurrection. Just as a quantum particle exists in multiple states until observed, this "forgotten disciple" suggests Jesus simultaneously occupies both life and death states until someone rolls away that stone. Honestly, would've made for a much more interesting physics lecture in seminary school. The real miracle is how perfectly quantum mechanics explains religious paradoxes.

Behold! The ultimate physics joke where Jesus meets a photon! The poor massless particle is questioning why it must accelerate when Newton's second law (F=ma) suggests no mass means no acceleration needed. But here comes Jesus with the cosmic punchline—photons travel at light speed because those are the rules of the electromagnetic universe! It's basically physics scripture! Massless particles MUST travel at c (299,792,458 m/s), no faster, no slower. Even divine intervention can't change that fundamental constant. The photon's existential crisis is hilarious because it has no choice in the matter—it's literally BORN to zoom!