Intellectual Memes

The classic "I took Physics 101 so now I'm basically Einstein" syndrome! Nothing quite like watching tech billionaires who couldn't solve a basic mechanics problem suddenly become quantum physics experts on Joe Rogan's podcast. They've mastered the art of gravitational name-dropping – where every conversation somehow pulls in Feynman, Einstein, or Hawking without understanding what these scientists actually did. Meanwhile, actual physicists are in their labs crying into their ramen noodles while making $40K a year as postdocs. The intellectual equivalent of putting on glasses to look smart while the prescription is just window glass.

The ultimate physics dad joke right here! Planck length is the smallest possible measurement in physics (about 10 -35 meters), but this "intellectual" just made it even smaller by drawing a shorter line and labeling it Planck Length! It's like saying "I've discovered something smaller than the smallest thing" while completely missing the point of what Planck length actually represents. The scientific equivalent of saying "I can infinity plus one you!" Physics professors everywhere are simultaneously laughing and crying right now.