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Geometric Trash Talk
Math
9 days ago 5.0K views 0 shares
Geometric Trash Talk
Geometry throwing shade! The triangle's insult backfires spectacularly when the circle drops the mathematical mic. "Pointless" is both a personal attack AND the circle's literal definition—a set of points equidistant from a center. Meanwhile, the triangle, with its three very obvious points, failed to consider its own pointy nature before starting this geometric beef. Classic case of shape-on-shape crime where the apparent insult is actually the victim's superpower.

Absolute Zero Chill
Physics Science
13 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
Absolute Zero Chill
Room temperature IQ is about 70°F (21°C), but in Kelvin that's a whopping 294K. Suddenly the insult becomes a compliment. That physics kid isn't just smart—they're operating on an entirely different scale where even the dumbest person is a certified genius. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to remember if Kelvin has a degree symbol.

PhD In Rare Insults
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 6.7K views 0 shares
PhD In Rare Insults
This is chemistry wordplay at its finest! The commenter turned a standard insult about someone being "basic" into a brilliant acid-base chemistry joke. Industrial-grade acids typically have extremely low pH values (highly acidic), and bases neutralize them by raising the pH. So calling someone "so basic" they'd "balance the pH" of industrial acid is essentially saying they're the chemical equivalent of sodium hydroxide in human form! The pun works on multiple levels since "basic" is slang for unoriginal or mainstream, while in chemistry, bases are substances with pH values above 7. That's not just a burn—that's a full-on acid-catalyzed combustion reaction!

Laughs In Absolute Temperature
Physics Science
3 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares
Laughs In Absolute Temperature
Oh, you think room temperature IQ is an insult? *adjusts spectacles maniacally* In Kelvin, room temperature is about 293K, which would make you a certified GENIUS! That's like saying someone has the walking speed of a cheetah... but measured in millimeters per century. Next time someone tries this "burn," just remember they've accidentally complimented your galaxy-brain intelligence on the absolute temperature scale. Science: turning insults into compliments since 1848!