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I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval

Chemistry Lab-life Research Science

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I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval

Organic chemists staring at two buttons: "Taste your product" or "Wait months until testing on mice is approved." Sweating intensifies. Safety protocols are just suggestions when you've spent six weeks synthesizing that novel compound. Who needs animal testing when you've got perfectly good taste buds that can also detect "notes of imminent organ failure"?

The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart

Engineering Materials Academia

2 months ago 6.6K views 0 shares

The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart

The professor is halfway through saying "material" when the engineering student's hand is already hovering over the big blue "STEEL" button. Because why waste time considering aluminum, composites, or ceramics when you can just default to good ol' reliable steel? The eternal engineering shortcut - if it's not working, use steel. If it's too heavy, use less steel. If it breaks, use more steel. Materials science professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.