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Where Are The Tables?!
Academia Research Science Scientists
7 hours ago 8.0K views 0 shares
Where Are The Tables?!
Every scientist knows that feeling when you're 12 pages into a research paper and the authors are STILL dancing around the data. Just show me the damn tables already! Nothing triggers academic rage quite like having to machete your way through a jungle of methodology and literature reviews when all you want is the cold, hard numbers. Pro tip: Ctrl+F "table" is the closest thing science has to teleportation.

I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval
Chemistry Lab-life Research Science
6 months ago 18.3K views 0 shares
I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval
Organic chemists staring at two buttons: "Taste your product" or "Wait months until testing on mice is approved." Sweating intensifies. Safety protocols are just suggestions when you've spent six weeks synthesizing that novel compound. Who needs animal testing when you've got perfectly good taste buds that can also detect "notes of imminent organ failure"?

The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart
Engineering Materials Academia
8 months ago 14.4K views 0 shares
The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart
The professor is halfway through saying "material" when the engineering student's hand is already hovering over the big blue "STEEL" button. Because why waste time considering aluminum, composites, or ceramics when you can just default to good ol' reliable steel? The eternal engineering shortcut - if it's not working, use steel. If it's too heavy, use less steel. If it breaks, use more steel. Materials science professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.