Iau Memes

The International Astronomical Union is shaking right now! This chaotic alignment chart completely demolishes the official planetary definition with gleeful scientific anarchy. For those not deep in astronomical drama: in 2006, astronomers defined planets as objects that 1) orbit the sun, 2) are round from their own gravity, and 3) have "cleared their neighborhood" of other objects. Poor Pluto failed test #3 and got demoted to "dwarf planet." This chart throws those rules into a black hole by declaring everything from Earth to comets to literal spacecraft as planets. The inclusion of PSR J1719-1438 b (a planet made of diamond orbiting a pulsar) and rogue planets (planetary-mass objects floating through space) shows just how wonderfully unhinged this classification system is. Justice for Pluto... and apparently for Voyager too!

The great Pluto debate rages on in office settings too. Saying Pluto "seems like a planet" gets you labeled adorable, but drop the scientific facts about its dwarf planet classification and suddenly HR wants a word. The International Astronomical Union demoted Pluto in 2006, and people are still fighting about it like it's a family member who got disinherited. Some hills are worth dying on... your employment status probably isn't one of them.

The planetary breakup that shook the solar system! In 2006, astronomers officially demoted Pluto from planet status to "dwarf planet" after discovering dozens of similar objects in the Kuiper Belt. The meme perfectly captures that one friend who refuses to accept scientific consensus with their emotional "Pluto is still a planet" stance, only to be confronted with the cold, hard astronomical reality: there are about 70 other Pluto-sized objects out there! Sorry, Pluto defenders - size matters in planetary classification, and your fave didn't make the cut. The International Astronomical Union had receipts!

The great Pluto demotion of 2006 created two types of people: astronomers who embraced the new dwarf planet classification, and the rest of us who memorized "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to switch to "...Nine" nothing. Those of us educated pre-2007 will die on this astronomically incorrect hill. The International Astronomical Union can pry Pluto's planetary status from our cold, dead, scientifically outdated hands.

The great Pluto controversy strikes again! In 2006, the International Astronomical Union brutally demoted Pluto from planet status to "dwarf planet" after 76 years of planetary dignity. Meanwhile, students who learned from pre-2006 textbooks are stuck in a time warp where Pluto still holds its planetary crown. The professor (screaming woman) represents modern astronomical consensus having an existential meltdown, while the student (confused cat) sits there wondering why their perfectly memorized solar system facts are suddenly invalid. The scientific community really said "thanks for the memories Pluto, but you're too small to sit with the cool planets."

The ultimate astronomical mix-up! This person has brilliantly confused Pluto's demotion from planetary status with... the number of US states? The cosmic comedy here is that in 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a "dwarf planet," but that has absolutely nothing to do with America's 50 states. It's like saying we have fewer days in the week because Jupiter's red spot is shrinking. The scientific illiteracy is so magnificent it's practically its own celestial body!

The astronomical community's greatest trauma captured in one image. In 2006, astronomers committed the celestial equivalent of disowning a child when they demoted Pluto from planet to "dwarf planet." Sixteen years later and the wound still hasn't healed. Every astronomy department has that one professor who gets misty-eyed at the mere mention of the icy outcast. The rest of us just awkwardly change the subject like we're avoiding talk of a family scandal. "Nine planets? No no, we have eight now. What? No, I don't know any 'Pluto.' Must be thinking of someone else's solar system."

The great planetary identity crisis of 2006 still divides generations! On one side, professors who've embraced the International Astronomical Union's reclassification of Pluto as a "dwarf planet." On the other, those of us who memorized "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to accept "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Noodles." The scientific community literally demoted a celestial body we'd grown attached to for 76 years! No wonder millennials have trust issues—they took away our ninth planet mid-education and expected us to just roll with it. Justice for the 2,377 km wide ice ball that's still planetary in our hearts!