Hypertension Memes

Nothing screams "freshman physics enthusiast" quite like correcting your grandmother's medical advice with fluid dynamics. That wild-eyed conspiracy board energy while mansplaining Bernoulli's principle to someone who's survived 80 years without it. For the curious nerds: Bernoulli's principle actually states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. So technically, blood flowing faster through narrower vessels does create lower local pressure (though overall hypertension is way more complicated). But grandma doesn't need your semester's worth of knowledge while she's just trying to remind you to take your medication.