Hourglass Memes

The first law of physics procrastination: for every intention to study, there's an equal and opposite desire to do literally anything else. That tiny hourglass for actual physics studying? That's generous. Meanwhile, the massive hourglass of "pre-study activities" represents the critical time spent reorganizing your desk, checking social media 47 times, and convincing yourself that watching documentaries about black holes counts as studying. Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law states that time dilates exponentially when textbooks are opened.