Homeownership Memes

That moment when your house down payment transforms into a shrine of Schaum's Outlines. Those distinctive yellow spines represent not just knowledge, but thousands of dollars that could've bought real estate. Instead, you've invested in intellectual property that's now worth approximately... *checks calculator* ...absolutely nothing on the resale market. The true cost of education isn't tuition—it's the small fortune spent on textbooks you'll never open again but can't bear to throw away. Housing market? Forget it. You're now the proud owner of "Advanced Differential Equations: Volume 7" instead.