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Planting Fake Fossils Will Give Future Biologists Headache

Planting Fake Fossils Will Give Future Biologists Headache
The ultimate scientific prank that spans millennia! These fake "fairy fossils" would send future paleontologists into a frenzy of excitement... until carbon dating reveals they're from 2023 and made of resin. The brief dopamine rush of discovering "winged humanoids" followed by the crushing realization they've been bamboozled by a time-traveling troll is *chef's kiss* diabolical. Imagine writing a whole dissertation on evolutionary divergence only to discover you've been studying someone's craft project. Carbon-14 dating would instantly expose the hoax since it can accurately measure specimens up to 50,000 years old. The perfect crime doesn't exi—oh wait, science ruins everything!

Enough Proof For Me And My Aluminum Hat

Enough Proof For Me And My Aluminum Hat
The conspiracy theorist's logic is truly something to behold. "The moon landing was faked with CGI!" they proclaim, while showing a blurry video game character that looks like it was rendered on a potato. Apparently NASA had access to technology from the future, then deliberately downgraded it to look terrible? If they had CGI this advanced in 1969, we'd all be living in The Matrix by now. Next they'll tell us the Earth is flat because they can't see a curve from their basement window.

Staged To Perfection

Staged To Perfection
Conspiracy theorists: "The moon landing was staged!" Engineers who designed multi-stage rockets: "Yes, that's literally how orbital mechanics works. We stage the rockets to shed mass and increase efficiency. It's basic Tsiolkovsky rocket equation stuff. Did you think we'd just... point a single tube at the moon and hope for the best?"