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The Organic Chemistry Hostage Situation

The Organic Chemistry Hostage Situation
The ultimate organic chemistry final boss! Gru isn't just asking you to name cis and trans isomers—he's demanding you recite every possible structural, geometric, and stereoisomer for compounds that could have dozens of variations. This is basically the chemistry equivalent of being held at gunpoint and asked to name every element in the periodic table... backwards... while balancing reaction equations. Organic chemists know the pain of drawing chair conformations at 2AM only to realize they've forgotten a methyl group somewhere. Next thing you know, you're stress-drawing Newman projections on napkins at dinner parties.

More Like First Law Of Thermowhocares, Right?

More Like First Law Of Thermowhocares, Right?
Found the solution to our energy crisis: violate the laws of thermodynamics and make physicists roll in their graves. The faster they spin, the more energy we harvest. It's brilliant until you realize Newton's third law means your dad's belt moves with equal and opposite force. Conservation of energy? More like conservation of trauma.

Is Math An Invention Or Discovery?

Is Math An Invention Or Discovery?
The philosophical gun-to-your-head approach to settling the greatest debate in mathematics! Nothing says "let's have a calm intellectual discussion" like Gru from Despicable Me threatening you with a firearm to pick a side. Mathematicians have been peacefully arguing this for centuries, but clearly Gru's patience has run out. Is math inherent to the universe, waiting to be discovered like some cosmic treasure map? Or is it just a clever human invention, like pants or reality TV? Choose wisely—your answer might determine whether you end up as a minion or not.

Name All Organs... I Mean Organic Compounds

Name All Organs... I Mean Organic Compounds
The ultimate organic chemistry pop quiz at gunpoint! Gru isn't asking for liver, heart, and kidneys—he wants you to recite every functional group with a carbon backbone. Brain, heart, liver? Easy. But try naming carbonyls, carboxyls, amides, esters, alcohols, ethers, alkynes, alkenes, and 200+ other organic functional groups while staring down a barrel. That's the real organic nightmare. Chemists everywhere just felt their benzene rings tighten.

My Work Here Is Done (Literally)

My Work Here Is Done (Literally)
Physics students everywhere just felt this in their souls! When you walk a long distance at constant speed, the work done is technically ZERO because force and displacement are perpendicular. The smugness of saying "I walked 5 miles but did zero work" is the ultimate physics flex. Next time someone tells you to work harder, just walk in circles at constant speed and tell them physics says you're not working at all! 💪📏

You Like Axioms? An Offer You Can't Refuse

You Like Axioms? An Offer You Can't Refuse
The mathematical mafia doesn't take kindly to indecision! In math, axioms are those fundamental assumptions we accept without proof—like "through any two points, there's exactly one line." They're the non-negotiable building blocks of mathematical systems. This meme perfectly captures the tyranny of mathematical foundations—either you accept the axioms or... well, Gru here has some rather convincing counterarguments pointed right at you. No middle ground in formal logic! Next time your professor asks if you understand the fundamental axioms of calculus, just nod enthusiastically. The mathematical hitmen are watching.

Oh So You're An Engineer?

Oh So You're An Engineer?
The moment you learn Ohm's Law and suddenly your family thinks you can resurrect their decade-old washing machine from the dead! Electrical Engineering students know the pain—one minute you're calculating circuit impedance, the next you're expected to be some appliance necromancer with a multimeter wand. Parents don't realize that fixing their washing machine is like asking a first-year med student to perform brain surgery... with a spoon! *frantically flips through textbook* "Chapter 1: How to avoid electrocution" isn't quite enough preparation for this family tech support role!

It's All Relative

It's All Relative
First-year physics students think they understand relative velocity until this hits them. Throw a ball at 30 m/s from a truck moving at 20 m/s and suddenly you've created a projectile moving at... wait for it... exactly the speed of light? That smug Gru face is every physics professor watching students realize that classical mechanics breaks down spectacularly at relativistic speeds. The punchline isn't just that 20 + 30 ≠ 50, but that no matter what you do, you'll never reach the cosmic speed limit of 299,792,458 m/s. Einstein's equations just sitting there like "I told you so."

Oh, So You're A Mathematician?

Oh, So You're A Mathematician?
The ultimate math trap! Asking someone to define what a number is sounds simple until you try it. Even professional mathematicians struggle with this seemingly basic question. It's like asking a fish to define water—they use it every day but good luck getting a precise definition! The question becomes a philosophical rabbit hole about abstract concepts, set theory, and mathematical foundations. Next time someone brags about their math skills, hit them with this and watch them malfunction.