Greenpeace Memes

Nothing triggers a materials science professor quite like plastic. While Greenpeace campaigns against it and sea turtles suffer from it, your professor is on a whole different level of plastic hatred. That horizontal bar chart isn't lying—they've spent 30 years developing advanced ceramics and metallic alloys only to watch students build their final projects out of PVC pipe and hot glue. Every time someone says "it's lightweight and cheap!" a tiny piece of their soul dies. Their office bookshelf is probably organized by material density, with polymers banished to the bottom shelf.