Graduate studies Memes

The sweet relief of knowing ChatGPT can diagnose your suspicious rash but the crushing existential dread when it fails to solve a basic Hamiltonian. Graduate physics problems remain the ultimate Turing test—separating real physicists from silicon pretenders. Ten years in quantum mechanics just to watch an AI nail medical diagnoses but choke on a simple Lagrangian. Nature's way of keeping us employed, I suppose.

Quantum mechanics WITHOUT probabilities?! That's like offering swimming lessons without water! 💦 The entire foundation of quantum mechanics is built on probability waves and uncertainty. This book title is the physics equivalent of "Skydiving Without Gravity" or "Cooking Without Heat." Anyone who's suffered through a quantum mechanics course knows that Born's probability interpretation is literally the backbone of how we understand quantum systems. Buying this book would be like expecting definite answers in a universe that fundamentally refuses to give them! 😂