Grading curve Memes

Posts tagged with Grading curve

Still Got The Highest Grade Of The Class At 15%

Still Got The Highest Grade Of The Class At 15%
That moment when your exam feels suspiciously easy and your brain immediately assumes catastrophe! The classic science student paradox - if you're confident during a test, you must have missed something fundamental. The academic impostor syndrome is strong with this one! Even when we're fully prepared, our brains refuse to believe we actually know the material. And somehow, even with this crippling self-doubt, you still manage to crush everyone else's scores with a whopping 15%! Nothing says "welcome to STEM education" like celebrating a failing grade because the class average was 7%. The curve is the only thing saving our GPAs and our dignity!

The Organic Chemistry Curve Crusher

The Organic Chemistry Curve Crusher
That smug little face says it all! Organic chemistry is the final boss of science courses where students battle mysterious reaction mechanisms and endless carbon chains. Getting the highest grade while everyone else crashes and burns? Pure chemistry dominance! It's like accidentally creating gold while your classmates are still figuring out how to light the Bunsen burner. The ultimate flex isn't showing off - it's pretending you're confused too so people still talk to you after the curve destroys their GPA.

The Four Horsemen Of Physics Excuses

The Four Horsemen Of Physics Excuses
Every physics student knows these sacred incantations! The four horsemen of exam survival show horses in bizarre locations, each representing a classic excuse: "To be fair nobody did well on it" (the solidarity defense), "The curve will save me" (statistical salvation), "It wasn't in the notes/taught!" (the syllabus loophole), and "At least X did worse than me" (comparative success). These desperate rationalizations appear precisely 0.002 seconds after seeing that first impossible problem. The grading curve—that mystical mathematical mercy that transforms a 43% into a B—is the only thing standing between physics students and total existential collapse.