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The Quantum Uncertainty Of Internship Applications
Academia Engineering Science Research
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The Quantum Uncertainty Of Internship Applications
This meme brilliantly captures the cruel statistical distribution of internship selection! The top panel shows someone with a 2.5 GPA stepping on a rake (classic physics example of stored potential energy converting to kinetic energy right into your face). Meanwhile, the bottom panel features the overachieving skateboarders with perfect GPAs and research experience still hitting the same wall. It's like Newton's Third Law of Academic Motion: for every qualification you have, there's an equal and opposite rejection email. The internship market doesn't follow rational scientific principles—it's more like quantum mechanics where uncertainty reigns supreme and observation changes outcomes!

The Inverse Relationship Of Academic Achievement And Celebration
Academia
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The Inverse Relationship Of Academic Achievement And Celebration
The perfect illustration of academic priorities! While others celebrate with dignity, our graduate is celebrating his 2.6 GPA by chugging champagne like it's the elixir of survival. In science, we call this "selective celebration of minimal achievement" - a phenomenon where the person with the lowest passing grade parties harder than those who aced their studies. It's basically Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law: the emotional response to academic success is inversely proportional to the actual achievement. That champagne spray represents four years of barely maintained equilibrium between studying and literally anything else.

Post-Physics Exam Nature Therapy
Physics Academia Science
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Post-Physics Exam Nature Therapy
Nothing says "I've survived academic trauma" quite like fondling a leaf after a physics exam that just violated the Geneva Convention. The universe may be governed by elegant equations, but your professor clearly believes they should be delivered with the clarity of ancient hieroglyphics written in invisible ink. That brief moment when you question if gravity is even real anymore because your GPA just defied it by plummeting faster than a lead balloon. Nature: the ultimate therapist that doesn't charge $200/hour to tell you that, yes, you should have studied more.

The Organic Chemistry Ambush
Chemistry Academia Science
2 months ago 7.4K views 0 shares
The Organic Chemistry Ambush
The eternal struggle of every chemistry student! You're reaching for that sweet, sweet GPA when suddenly organic chemistry slithers up behind you like some kind of molecular horror movie villain. Those carbon chains and reaction mechanisms don't just break bonds—they break spirits. The pink blob isn't just a cartoon character; it's the physical manifestation of every nightmare involving chair conformations and stereoisomers. The tear on the stick figure's face? That's pure distilled pain from trying to memorize 47 different named reactions the night before the exam.

My GPA Is An E2 Reaction, Grad School Is The Leaving Group
Chemistry Academia Science
2 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
My GPA Is An E2 Reaction, Grad School Is The Leaving Group
The chemistry student's descent into academic despair is a perfect representation of the E2 reaction in organic chemistry! Just like how a nucleophile attacks and a leaving group departs, this poor soul is being attacked by Orgo (organic chemistry) while desperately reaching for help. Then comes the classic "P-Chem is harder" comment from a senior chem major - the academic equivalent of saying "you think THIS is bad?" right before our protagonist completely submerges. In an E2 reaction, the substrate loses a proton and the leaving group simultaneously - just like this student losing their sanity and their GPA in one swift mechanism! And yes, grad school truly is the ultimate leaving group - it's what happens after the reaction is complete, and you're left wondering if that activation energy was really worth crossing.

Me At Graduation In May
Academia
3 months ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Me At Graduation In May
The scientific phenomenon of grade point averages taking a backseat to celebration! The graduate with the 2.6 GPA is living his best life - medal around neck, champagne in hand, zero inhibitions. Meanwhile, the 4.0 valedictorian stands stoically on the podium like they're calculating derivatives in their head. It's the perfect illustration of the inverse relationship between academic performance and party skills! The C student mastered the REAL college curriculum: how to turn any achievement into an epic celebration worthy of a Nobel Prize afterparty. Who needs a perfect transcript when you've perfected the champagne spray technique?

The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition
Engineering Academia Science
4 months ago 7.6K views 0 shares
The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition
The eternal struggle of STEM students captured in perfect meme format! On the left, we have the skeletal, barely-alive business major bragging about their 3.87 GPA while their soul has clearly left their body. Meanwhile, the engineering student with their measly 2.6 GPA looks like an absolute chad—fully bearded, well-adjusted, and somehow thriving despite being crushed by differential equations and thermodynamics at 2AM. The engineering curriculum is basically academic hazing with equations. Those partial derivatives and material stress calculations don't care about your sleep schedule or social life. The business major is studying "supply and demand" while engineers are calculating how many tears per hour they can produce before dehydration sets in.