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Nice Way To Compare
Science Math
26 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
Nice Way To Compare
Behold! The scientific method in its most hilarious form! When someone claims they're "not flat," there's only one proper response - experimental verification with a protractor! That 179° angle doesn't lie, folks. It's practically a straight line! 🐐 This is what happens when you combine geometry with goats - instant empirical evidence! Remember kids, in science we don't just accept claims - we measure them with farm animals and precise instrumentation! *mad scientist cackle*

Greatest Of All Time vs. Gravity
Physics Biology Evolution
29 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Greatest Of All Time vs. Gravity
Physics says objects shouldn't be able to climb vertical surfaces without proper friction or adhesion mechanisms. Meanwhile, mountain goats are out here defying gravity like they've never heard of Newton. Their hooves have specialized pads that create micro-suction on tiny rock ledges invisible to us, turning "impossible" cliff faces into casual afternoon strolls. Gravity is just a suggestion when you've evolved to parkour on mountains for millions of years. The laws of physics apply to everyone except these rebellious ungulates who clearly didn't read the textbook.

Goats Are The GOAT: The Monty Hall Probability Paradox
Math Science
1 month ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Goats Are The GOAT: The Monty Hall Probability Paradox
The Monty Hall problem strikes again! This statistical paradox makes even mathematicians sweat. You pick one of three doors, then the host (who knows what's behind each door) opens another door showing a goat, and offers you the chance to switch your choice. The meme beautifully captures the cognitive dissonance: the left guy insists "it's 50/50" (wrong), the right figure knows "no switching is 2/3 chance" (also wrong), and the stick figure in the middle is just happy to potentially get a goat with "so much grass" (honestly, the real winner here). The truth? Switching gives you a 2/3 chance of winning, while staying put gives you 1/3. It's counterintuitive enough to cause family arguments at Thanksgiving dinner. Trust the math, not your intuition!

Inheritance 101: The Heterozygoats
Biology Evolution Science
1 month ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Inheritance 101: The Heterozygoats
Genetics class just got way more interesting! These goats perfectly demonstrate heterozygosity - when an organism inherits different alleles for a particular trait from each parent. One black allele + one white allele = half-black, half-white goat. The pun "Heterozygoats" combines "heterozygous" (the genetic term) with "goats" for a brilliant visual genetics lesson. Nature's own Punnett square walking around on four legs!

Gravity Is Just A Suggestion
Physics Biology Evolution Science
4 months ago 16.4K views 0 shares
Gravity Is Just A Suggestion
Newton: "Objects shall obey gravity!" Goats: "Hold my hay..." These magnificent creatures are basically giving the middle hoof to fundamental physics! While we're busy calculating gravitational constants, goats are scaling near-vertical cliffs with the casual confidence of someone who skimmed the laws of physics and decided they were more like "physics suggestions." Their specialized hooves have evolved with soft inner pads for grip and hard outer edges for balance—essentially nature's version of premium rock climbing shoes that would cost you $200 at REI!

When Geneticists Get Crafty
Biology Evolution
4 months ago 21.7K views 0 shares
When Geneticists Get Crafty
Genetics humor embroidered to perfection! "Heterozygotes just allele uneven" is the molecular biologist's version of dad jokes. The black and white goats represent heterozygous organisms—carrying different alleles for the same gene. While your non-science friends are busy wondering why you're giggling at farm animals, you're appreciating how those mismatched alleles create genetic variation that drives evolution. The DNA helix on the side is just showing off at this point. Crafty AND scientifically accurate? Someone deserves tenure for this stitch work.