Ghosting Memes

The mathematical tragedy of modern romance! Girl texts her crush about learning derivatives (calculus' way of measuring rates of change), even showing off with a perfect example of finding the derivative of y = π³. But all she gets is a lazy "Ok, Cool" followed by radio silence. The crushing realization that her math flex didn't impress him hits harder than a differential equation final exam. Nothing says "unrequited love" quite like calculating the slope of a curve while he calculates how long to ghost you. Mathematics: solving complex problems since forever... except the problem of getting someone to text back.

The eternal struggle of dating someone who doesn't share your passion for calculus! She's texting him all excited about finding the derivative of π³ (which is 3π²), but his lackluster "Ok, Cool" response might as well be a mathematical constant for "I'm not really listening." The crushing reality hits an hour later when she realizes her differential enthusiasm didn't quite... differentiate itself in his mind. Classic case of mathematical ghosting—when your function approaches zero interest as time approaches infinity!

Poor girl just solved the integral ∫2e x dx = e 2 + C and got totally ghosted! She's texting her crush about her math breakthrough at night (because THAT'S what you do when you crack a differential equation at 2AM), but he responds with the emotional depth of a calculator. An hour of silence later, she's left wondering if his lack of calculus enthusiasm means he plays for the other team. Honey, it's not you—some people just don't get excited about exponential functions! His loss for missing out on dating someone whose idea of pillow talk includes integration by parts! 🧮✨