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They Went Fucking Nuclear
Physics Engineering Science Chemistry
1 month ago 6.9K views 0 shares
They Went Fucking Nuclear
Look at France casually releasing 11,400 units of tritium into the English Channel while everyone else is trying to keep their numbers down! That's not a nuclear power plant, that's a tritium dispensary with a "free samples" sign. The French are over here playing radioactive hot potato with the Channel like "Bonjour, would you like some spicy water with your fish and chips?" Meanwhile, China's Sanmen plant is sitting at 20 units looking suspiciously innocent. "We're eco-friendly!" Sure, and I'm Marie Curie without the radiation poisoning.

The French Revolution
Engineering Tech
2 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
The French Revolution
Behold the perfect union of CAD software and historical punnery! The map of France is literally revolving around an axis in a 3D modeling program. The French nation isn't experiencing political upheaval—it's experiencing angular momentum! That's what happens when you let engineers name historical events. Next up: The Industrial Revolution but it's just a factory building spinning at 3000 RPM.

Let Them Eat Calculus
Math Science
3 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
Let Them Eat Calculus
The most brilliant math joke hiding in plain sight! This shows France's map as a mathematical revolution around the z-axis—literally a "French Revolution." The country is rotating in 3D coordinate space, with the blue representing the post-revolution orientation. Mathematicians and historians collectively shedding tears of joy at this perfect pun. Next time someone asks what polar coordinates are good for, just point to this masterpiece of computational humor. Marie Antoinette might have lost her head, but this graph is losing its axis!