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The Quantum State Of Physics Knowledge
Physics Science Academia
3 days ago 2.9K views 0 shares
The Quantum State Of Physics Knowledge
Studying physics is just repeatedly forgetting what you knew five minutes ago. One moment you're confidently solving a problem, the next you're staring at your own equations like they're hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated toddler. The cognitive dissonance of simultaneously understanding and not understanding Schrödinger's equation is the true quantum paradox. Students aren't confused - they're just existing in superposition of knowledge states.

Brain Cells Left The Chat
Academia Psychology Science
17 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Brain Cells Left The Chat
Behold! The perfect visualization of academic amnesia in its natural habitat! These skeletons aren't just anatomically correct—they're emotionally correct too! The progressive memory loss from "exam" to "homework" to "what homework?" represents the exact moment your prefrontal cortex decides to pack its bags and go on vacation. It's the cognitive equivalent of watching your last functioning neuron wave goodbye while sipping a piña colada! Your hippocampus isn't storing memories—it's storing excuses!

The Incredible Math Problem
Math
2 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares
The Incredible Math Problem
The green rage monster is weeping because he can't remember the formula for a triangle's perimeter—which is hilariously simple: just add the three sides together! The commenters are making it worse by suggesting ridiculous formulas like "0.25 x 4 x perimeter" (which is just the perimeter) and "pi multiplied by radius of the triangle" (triangles don't even have radii!). The real tragedy? Even with gamma-irradiated super-brain, basic geometry remains his kryptonite. Guess smashing buildings is easier than passing 3rd grade math!

The Incredible Math Struggle
Math Academia
2 months ago 7.5K views 0 shares
The Incredible Math Struggle
Even the Hulk has math anxiety! The strongest Avenger shedding tears over forgetting the perimeter formula for a triangle is peak academic trauma. The formula is literally just "add all three sides together" (a + b + c). It's the mathematical equivalent of forgetting how to breathe! Next thing you know, he'll be smashing calculators instead of buildings. Math teachers everywhere are nodding in sympathy while simultaneously planning to use this as an example of why you should pay attention in class!

Even NASA Physicists Google Basic Formulas
Physics Math Science Scientists Academia
2 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Even NASA Physicists Google Basic Formulas
Even rocket scientists forget basic geometry! The delicious irony of someone with a PhD in Physics working at NASA—literally calculating orbital trajectories and spacecraft reentry angles—needing to Google "V = (4/3)πr³." It's like a brain surgeon forgetting how to use a band-aid. The cognitive dissonance between designing interplanetary missions and blanking on middle school math proves that our brains are selective storage devices. Memory neurons clearly prioritize "how to land on Mars" over "how to find the volume of a gumball."