Fcc Memes

Particle physicists are basically the gym bros of science. "Just one more collider bro, I swear this one will find dark matter!" Meanwhile, they're planning a 100km ring that makes the 27km Large Hadron Collider look like a toy. The endless cycle of promising groundbreaking discoveries if we just spend *checks notes* $22 billion on an even bigger circle to smash things together. The desperate "bro please" energy is what really sells it—like that friend who keeps insisting one more protein shake will definitely get them those abs.