Fbi Memes

Posts tagged with Fbi

The Surveillance State Meets Scientific Computing

Academia Research Tech Math Engineering

1 year ago 48.0K views 0 shares

The Surveillance State Meets Scientific Computing

The FBI agent assigned to your laptop webcam is getting quite the education in scientific computing! Nothing says "I'm definitely not a threat to national security" like spending 6 hours trying to debug a for-loop in MATLAB that should have taken 5 minutes. The agent probably started the day thinking they'd catch a criminal mastermind, but instead they're watching someone whisper-scream "WHY WON'T YOU CONVERGE?!" at a simulation that's been running since Tuesday. Honestly, the real conspiracy here is how MATLAB continues to be the standard despite making perfectly competent scientists look like they've never touched a computer before.

It's Nasty Work, But Someone's Gotta Do It

Medicine Biology Academia Research

1 year ago 39.1K views 0 shares

It's Nasty Work, But Someone's Gotta Do It

The classic medical microbiology student dilemma: frantically researching sexually transmitted diseases for academic purposes while your FBI agent monitoring your internet activity experiences severe emotional distress. Nothing says "I'm a responsible adult in higher education" quite like having to explain to campus IT why you've spent six hours looking at genital warts. The browser history that launched a thousand background checks.