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The Conservation Of Citrus Theorem
Math Physics
25 days ago 23.5K views 0 shares
The Conservation Of Citrus Theorem
Finally, mathematical proof that kitchen gadgets obey the conservation of citrus! The equation shows fruit + juicer = same fruit but processed, which violates basic arithmetic principles. In reality, nothing is gained or lost—just transformed, much like the First Law of Thermodynamics but for your morning OJ. Mathematicians everywhere are questioning their careers while physicists nod knowingly. Next up: proving that 1 avocado + fancy slicer = still just 1 avocado but prettier.

The Chemical-Free Paradox
Chemistry Physics Science
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
The Chemical-Free Paradox
Marketing: "Try our new chemical-free product!" Chemist: *imagines world without molecules* Physicist: *imagines world without fundamental particles* Listen, everything is chemicals. Your water? Chemicals. Your organic kale? Chemicals. Your "all-natural" deodorant? You guessed it—chemicals. The universe is literally made of them. Next time someone brags about their "chemical-free" lifestyle, just smile and think about how they're basically claiming to be an ethereal being composed of pure nothingness.

Shitty Game Ads Break Physics
Physics Science
3 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares
Shitty Game Ads Break Physics
Forget physics, we're going straight to fantasy-land! This game ad shows Earth's layers at temperatures that would make even absolute zero (-273°C) look like a tropical vacation! The innermost layer at -1070°C would literally break the laws of thermodynamics—that's colder than physically possible in our universe! 🥶 The other layers aren't much better at -72°C, -369°C, and -731°C. For reference, the coldest temperature ever recorded naturally on Earth was a balmy -89.2°C in Antarctica. Even in space, you only get down to about -270°C. Whoever designed this "glacial apocalypse" clearly skipped physics class to play more video games! Next update: lava that freezes you and ice that burns! 🔥❄️

The Escalation Equation: From 2+3 To Quantum Field Theory In 0.5 Seconds
Math Academia Science
3 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
The Escalation Equation: From 2+3 To Quantum Field Theory In 0.5 Seconds
The author starts with "Consider the sum 2 + 3 = 5" like it's the most basic concept ever... then immediately launches into terrifying integral equations that would make Einstein reach for a calculator! 😱 It's that classic academic bait-and-switch where they promise "only basic high-school mathematics" and then hit you with equations that look like someone sneezed on the keyboard while holding down the symbol keys. The mathematical equivalent of saying "don't worry, it's just a small hill" before revealing Mount Everest. The irony is delicious considering they just claimed it would be "humiliating" if anyone couldn't follow these "rudimentary" concepts!