Eyes Memes

Your immune system is basically a Terminator that can't tell the difference between a deadly virus and a bit of pollen. "THREAT DETECTED IN OCULAR REGION. INITIATING TEAR PRODUCTION PROTOCOL." Meanwhile, your eyes are like "please stop, it's just some dust." But your immune system already deployed the watery artillery and histamine bombs. That's why allergies exist - your body's elite defense force has the aim of a Stormtrooper and the chill of a caffeinated squirrel. Evolution really dropped the ball on that quality control meeting.

I see what you did there! The meme plays on the word "cornea" - the transparent front part of your eye. Body puns are "corny" (groan-worthy), but eye puns are "cornea" (even worse). This is the kind of anatomical wordplay that makes biologists snort coffee through their nose during department meetings. Next time you're at the optometrist and they ask "better 1 or 2?" just reply "I can't decide, they're both equally cornea." They definitely haven't heard that one before.

Science textbooks: "The human eye is a marvel of evolution with 576 megapixels of resolution!" Meanwhile, my actual eyes turn every streetlight into a JJ Abrams lens flare after 8pm. The hilarious irony is that while we're busy bragging about our superior optical hardware, most of us can't find our phone that's literally in our hand. Evolution gave us incredible visual processing but forgot to include the "find my keys" feature. Nature's little practical joke on humanity.