Behold, the great equalizer! Modern humans love to categorize themselves by gender, race, and socioeconomic status, but our skeletons are playing the ultimate practical joke. Seven identical Homo sapiens skulls, then BAM—Australopithecus enters the chat with that distinctive prognathic jaw and smaller cranial capacity. Nothing says "check your evolutionary privilege" quite like realizing we're all just calcium deposits with delusions of grandeur. Underneath our superficial differences, we're practically identical bags of bones... except for our ancient ancestors, who were literally built different. Anthropology: destroying human exceptionalism one fossil at a time!