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The Egg-xistential Crisis Solved
Evolution Biology Science
13 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
The Egg-xistential Crisis Solved
The age-old chicken-egg paradox? Solved by evolutionary biology. Eggs existed roughly 340 million years before chickens showed up on the evolutionary tree. Reptiles were laying eggs long before birds evolved. The first chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) emerged from a genetic mutation in a non-chicken bird that, ironically, hatched from an egg. So technically, the egg containing the first chicken came from a non-chicken. Case closed. Next problem: why my grant proposal keeps getting rejected despite being clearly brilliant.

The Egg-cellent Evolutionary Paradox
Biology Evolution Science
26 days ago 4.8K views 0 shares
The Egg-cellent Evolutionary Paradox
The age-old chicken-egg debate gets utterly demolished by evolutionary biology. The meme shows a phylogenetic tree where eggs existed long before chickens evolved from their bird ancestors. Reptiles were laying eggs for hundreds of millions of years while chickens only showed up yesterday in geological time. It's like asking which came first: smartphones or electricity? The answer is painfully obvious to anyone who's taken Bio 101, but somehow remains humanity's favorite philosophical question. Next mystery to solve: why people keep asking this when the answer is right there in the fossil record.

Projectile Revenge: Advanced Physics
Physics Academia Science
3 months ago 8.5K views 0 shares
Projectile Revenge: Advanced Physics
Nothing says "I understand projectile motion" quite like calculating the perfect moment to egg your physics teacher. The textbook casually asking you to commit assault with breakfast food while showing your mathematical prowess is peak academia. The author even throws in "neglect air resistance" because apparently ethics aren't the only thing we're ignoring here. Bonus points for the answer being right there at the bottom—6 meters away—as if the publisher's legal team insisted on plausible deniability. "We weren't encouraging violence, we were encouraging learning !"