Eagles Memes

The eternal plot hole of Lord of the Rings, now "solved" with fluid dynamics equations! Frodo's journey could've been a quick eagle Uber to Mount Doom, but apparently Tolkien needed 1,200 pages instead. The equations are basically saying "the concentration of eagles approaching Mordor equals zero" - mathematically proving why those feathered taxis never showed up. Fantasy writers creating elaborate worlds only to leave gaping logical flaws that any first-year physics student could point out. Next time you're in a 3-hour fantasy movie, just remember there's probably a simple solution being ignored for "dramatic purposes."