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Anatomical Evidence For Happy Hour
Biology Medicine
5 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Anatomical Evidence For Happy Hour
Behold! Your body is basically making anatomical arguments for happy hour! The liver—that magnificent chemical processing plant—is roughly 3 times larger than your heart for a REASON, people! Evolution didn't give us that glorious detoxifying organ just for show. It's practically SCREAMING at us to enjoy that extra glass of wine! Of course, my fellow science enthusiasts, this is what we call "hilariously flawed logic" in the research community. Your liver is bigger because it's doing about 500 different jobs while your heart has ONE job: don't stop. But let's not let actual hepatology ruin a perfectly good excuse for tequila Tuesday!

Never Drink And Derive
Math Science Academia
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
Never Drink And Derive
This is pure mathematical genius! The symbol d/dt represents the derivative with respect to time in calculus—basically how something changes instantaneously. The cocktail glass replacing the numerator creates a brilliant visual pun: "alcohol derivative." The prohibition sign warns us that calculating derivatives while intoxicated leads to mathematical disaster. Your integration will definitely be off by more than a constant! Even Newton would've spilled his apple cider trying to solve differential equations after a few drinks. The brain simply cannot compute limits while its own blood alcohol concentration is approaching its limit.

Beer: The True Engineering Certification
Engineering Academia
1 month ago 7.8K views 0 shares
Beer: The True Engineering Certification
The eternal battle between engineering students and actual engineers is a thing of beauty. On the left, we have the sobbing academic purist having an existential crisis over proper titles, while on the right stands the battle-hardened engineer who's more concerned with their beer-demolishing credentials than semantic debates. The real engineering achievement isn't building bridges—it's maintaining liver function after years in the field. The ability to "demolish 40 beers" is apparently the true certification exam they don't tell you about in school. No wonder the infrastructure is crumbling!