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The Mathematical Alignment Chart

The Mathematical Alignment Chart
The mathematical alignment chart we never knew we needed! This brilliantly combines D&D-style character alignments with different mathematical notations for x³. The standard superscript notation (x³) is "Lawful Good" - proper and straightforward. Meanwhile, "Chaotic Evil" is that horrifying fraction with x² terms repeated x times. Even mathematicians have nightmares about that one. Each notation gets progressively more cursed as you move down and right on the chart. "True Neutral" being e³ˡᵒᵍˣ is perfect - technically correct but unnecessarily complicated, just like that friend who solves simple problems in the most convoluted way possible.

A Useful Personal Item

A Useful Personal Item
That's not a dodecahedron, that's a d12 die with the numbers worn off. Classic case of non-gamers misidentifying polyhedra in the wild. Some mathematician is sitting there, clutching his precious geometric form, thinking "Finally, someone who appreciates Platonic solids enough to bring one on a plane!" Meanwhile, the DnD player next to him is desperately hoping for a critical hit on his saving throw against turbulence.

Physicists Alignment Chart: The Ultimate Academic Personality Test

Physicists Alignment Chart: The Ultimate Academic Personality Test
Ever wondered where your favorite physicist falls on the moral compass? This D&D-style alignment chart is basically the physics department's unofficial yearbook. Euler as Lawful Good makes sense—the man gave us more formulas than a textbook index. Meanwhile, Tesla sits at Chaotic Good because he wanted to give everyone free electricity (and talked to pigeons). Then there's Newton at Lawful Evil—brilliant but would absolutely destroy your career if you crossed him. And Schrödinger? Chaotic Evil until observed, then possibly just misunderstood. The best part? This is exactly how physicists procrastinate instead of finishing that grant proposal due tomorrow.