Dissolution Memes

Those poor H 2 O molecules never stood a chance! When ionic compounds enter the water party, it's like bringing a magnet to a paperclip convention—total chaos! Water molecules frantically rush to surround those charged ions, abandoning their hydrogen-bonded friends faster than grad students grabbing free pizza. The polar water molecules get so obsessed with the ions that they're practically screaming "NOTICE ME SENPAI!" as they orient themselves around the charged particles. This solvation shell formation is basically water molecules signing their own death warrants. Their normal structure? DEMOLISHED. Their previous relationships? TERMINATED. It's molecular heartbreak at the atomic level!

The chemistry burn is real! Someone claimed "salty attracts salty" with a cute cartoon, but our fact-checker swooped in with actual science. Salt (NaCl) is hygroscopic - it attracts water molecules to dissolve itself, increasing entropy (ΔS) in the universe. This is why salt gets clumpy in humid environments and why we use it to melt ice on roads. The thermodynamic drive toward maximum disorder wins again! Whoever made the original post is probably feeling pretty... dissolved right now.

The chemistry popularity contest is BRUTAL! While aqua regia (that fancy nitric acid + hydrochloric acid combo) gets all the glory for dissolving gold like it's NBD, poor selenic acid sits in the corner crying into its handkerchief. Fun fact: Selenic acid can actually dissolve gold too! But does it get invited to the cool acids table? NOPE. It's like being the middle child of corrosive substances - technically impressive but forever overshadowed. #JusticeForSelenicAcid