Dirac delta Memes

The mathematical pun here is exquisite. Stepping on a LEGO brick produces pain that approaches infinity at a single point—just like a Dirac delta function. That tiny plastic brick somehow concentrates more pain per square millimeter than childbirth, kidney stones, and calculus finals combined. Mathematicians would say the pain "integrates to 1" while the rest of us just scream obscenities that integrate to several F-bombs. Next time your kid leaves LEGOs on the floor, remind them they're creating singularities in the pain continuum.