Diabetes Memes

Medical researchers reinventing calculus in 1994 is peak academic comedy. This paper proudly presents "Tai's Model" for finding the area under a curve—a revolutionary technique where you *checks notes* divide the area into small rectangles and triangles and add them up. Congratulations! You've independently discovered the Riemann sum, only about 140 years after Riemann and 300 years after Newton and Leibniz. The best part? They verified their groundbreaking method was accurate within ±0.4% of the "graphic method." Meanwhile, mathematicians everywhere are quietly banging their heads against their desks. This is why we need more interdisciplinary collaboration, folks—or at least a quick chat with the math department before publishing.