Dermatology Memes

The meme juxtaposes anime character preferences (1-3) with option 4: literally just the sun. Dermatologists everywhere are nodding grimly. While you're busy selecting your preferred anime personality type, the sun is silently plotting your skin's demise with UV radiation. That fiery ball of plasma doesn't need to dominate you or ask permission—it's already bombarding your epidermis with enough radiation to alter your DNA. Melanoma doesn't care about your waifu preferences. Pro tip from someone who's spent too many hours under lab fluorescents: SPF 30+ is the only relationship with the sun worth having.

When your dermatologist invents a word and suddenly you're facing mortality! The doctor says "carcinizatious" instead of "carcinogenic," and the poor patient watches in horror as their "mole" transforms from a benign skin feature into a crab-shaped metastasizing nightmare. The punchline? It's literally been "sitting inside" them for a year, growing into that ominous crab-like shape we see in the final panel. A dark but brilliant play on medical terminology and the Latin root "carcin-" (meaning crab), which is why cancer-causing agents are called "carcinogenic" and malignant tumors often spread in a crab-like pattern. That mole definitely wasn't just sitting there!