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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Deadpan Memes

Posts tagged with Deadpan

The Average Amount Of Funny

Math Science
1 day ago 16.1K views 0 shares
The Average Amount Of Funny
The joke here is mathematically brilliant. 144.25 is 12 2.25 or (12×12)×1.0025. It's the square of 12 with a tiny statistical error bar—exactly what you'd expect from calculating an "average" funny number. Meanwhile, the number 12 itself is considered humorous in certain mathematical circles because it's highly composite yet mundane. The presenter's deadpan delivery suggests they're the only one who understands the statistical significance while everyone else is completely lost. Classic case of a joke so deeply nerdy it loops back around to being funny... to approximately 1.0025 people.

Gravity: The Ultimate Humility Check

Physics Science
5 months ago 11.5K views 0 shares
Gravity: The Ultimate Humility Check
The secret to staying down-to-earth? Gravity. It's the relationship none of us can escape. No matter how famous, wealthy, or accomplished you become, the fundamental force keeping you tethered to this planet remains completely indifferent to your status. The perfect deadpan answer to what could have been an introspective question about humility. Why develop a complex philosophical outlook when basic physics already solved the problem 300+ years ago?

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